Quote #13684
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Quote #5398
If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.
Quote #34490
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
Quote #21789
Whoever loves becomes humble. Those who love have, so to speak, pawned a part...
Quote #30111
Marriage is like a cage one sees the birds outside desperate to get in,...
Quote #2633
Adolescence is the stage between infancy and adultery.
Quote #4668
A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
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There is no benefit in the gifts of a bad man.
Quote #17906
I remember being handed a score composed by Mozart at the age of eleven....