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The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
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Common sense and sense of humor are the same thing moving at different speeds....
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They say that every snowflake is different. If that were true, how could the...
Quote #29062
Something you need most might be something you turn away from, something you turn...
Quote #1593
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
Quote #9674
If God can work through me, he can work through anyone.
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #23573
It is not enough to do your best you must know what to do,...
Quote #29570
Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women...
Quote #31413
I think we have a need to know what we do not need to...