Quote #26663
I don’t think you have to teach people how to be human. I think...
Quote #16534
Science is a mechanism, a way of trying to improve your knowledge of nature....
Quote #32725
It’s not true that nice guys finish last. Nice guys are winners before the...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #3401
For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
Quote #4034
Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing.
Quote #12856
In this world no one rules by love; if you are but amiable, you...
Quote #2577
In the long run we are all dead.
Quote #9456
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Quote #31595
The ability to relate and to connect, sometimes in odd and yet striking fashion,...