Quote #385
The only aspect of our travels that is interesting to others is disaster.
Quote #22063
Cogito, ergo, sum. (I think therefore I am.)
Quote #26665
I had rather be right than be President.
Quote #20685
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
Quote #30938
To cement a new friendship, especially between foreigners or persons of a different social...
Quote #14444
Action to be effective must be directed to clearly conceived ends.
Quote #13867
The best way to have a good idea is to have a lot of...
Quote #31026
… I pledge allegiance to the Christian flag and to the Savior, for whose...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.