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It is equally wrong to speed a guest who does not want to go,...
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If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling...
Quote #25368
If all the world’s a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
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When you take charge of your life, there is no longer need to ask...
Quote #33292
Goodbye, and hello, as always.
Quote #8312
Hell is other people.
Quote #17944
All human actions have one or more of these seven causes chance, nature, compulsion,...
Quote #33220
Give me the children until they are seven and anyone may have them afterward.
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Natural ability without education has more often raised a man to glory and virtue...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...