Quote #13681
They can because they think they can.
Quote #418
Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
Quote #18925
He is a self-made man, very much in love with his creator.
Quote #12809
He that would live in peace and at ease, must not speak all he...
Quote #26218
More important than learning how to recall things is finding ways to forget things...
Quote #10711
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
Quote #16075
What you keep by you, you may change and mend but words, once spoken,...
Quote #14042
It is the theory that decides what we can observe.
Quote #25707
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Quote #27674
If divorce has increased by one thousand percent, don’t blame the women’s movement. Blame...