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When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.
Quote #1691
A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
Quote #10357
When one door of happiness closes another opens; but we often look so long...
Quote #31250
Every time an artist dies, part of the vision of mankind passes with him.
Quote #15461
This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the...
Quote #24433
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never...
Quote #6756
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real...
Quote #23462
Remember when life’s path is steep to keep your mind even.
Quote #14815
Desire for security keeps littleness little and threatens the great with smallness.
Quote #22226
Jerry I am out here for you. You don’t know what it’s like to...