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This England never did, nor never shall, Lie at the proud foot of a...
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My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
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The family-that dear octopus from whese tentacles we never quite escape nor, in our...
Quote #15966
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
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Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds.
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Where humor is concerned there are no standards – no one can say what...
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The trick is to make sure you don’t die waiting for prosperity to come.
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Behind every argument is someone’s ignorance.
Quote #14847
When you cease to dream you cease to live.
Quote #2747
Education: the inculcation of the incomprehensible into the indifferent by the incompetent.