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Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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When in doubt, duck.
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In this world of sin and sorrow, there is always something to be thankful...
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We cannot put off living until we are ready. The most salient characteristic of...
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What an artist the world is losing in me
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Somehow liberals have been unable to acquire from birth what conservatives seem to be...
Quote #31896
What we do today, right now, will have an accumulated effect on all our...
Quote #2251
Wit is educated insolence.
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I said I didn’t want to run for president. I didn’t ask you to...
Quote #27985
Having the world’s best idea will do you no good unless you act on...