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Reveal not every secret you have to a friend, for how can you tell...
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Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit (Perhaps it will be pleasing sometime to have...
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe...
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The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
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The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...
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Why is it that, as we grow older, we are so relunctant to change...
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I would rather see the portrait of a dog that I know, than all...
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The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
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The people of the States now confederated…..believed that to remain longer in the Union...
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Existence would be intolerable if we were never to dream.