Quote #1115
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
Quote #27499
Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing...
Quote #23165
The crow that mimics a cormorant is drowned.
Quote #21300
I would say to the House, as I said to those who have joined...
Quote #17663
All you earnest young men out to save the world please, have a laugh.
Quote #34808
Gratitude is our most direct line to God and the angels. The more we...
Quote #1582
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
Quote #4414
The people have always some champion whom they set over them and nurse into...
Quote #951
The Pope! How many divisions has _he_ got ?
Quote #7284
It is a great thing to start life with a small number of really...