Quote #464
Mothers, food, love, and career, the four major guilt groups.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #16579
I don’t believe I’ll ever get credit for anything I do in foreign affairs,...
Quote #32966
It ever has been since time began, And ever will be, till time lose...
Quote #25687
The child gets two confusing messages when a parent tells him which is the...
Quote #21353
The thin and precarious crust of decency is all that separates any civilization, however...
Quote #2886
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
Quote #20852
Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without...
Quote #2728
The bravest thing you can do when you are not brave is to profess...
Quote #2133
Children are guilty of unpardonable rudeness when they spit in the face of a...