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Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
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There but for the grace of God goes God.
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Talent does what it can, Genius does what it must.
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No human thing is of serious importance.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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To know that you do not know is the best. To pretend to know...
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Live by what you believe so fully that your life blossoms, or else purge...
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My mother drew a distinction between achievement and success. She said that ‘achievement is...
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Five thousand balloons, capable of raising two men each, could not cost more than...
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You can stand tall without standing on someone. You can be a victor without...