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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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People who’ve had happy childhoods are wonderful, but they’re bland… An unhappy childhood compels...
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With great power comes great responsibility.
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Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
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The chief difference between words and deeds is that words are always intended for...
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All the Padres need is a flyball in the air.
Quote #20445
It is never too late to give up our prejudices.
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Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve...
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Death is a friend of ours and he that is not ready to entertain...
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The aim of public education is not to spread enlightenment at all it is...