Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #30078
Political image is like mixing cement. When it’s wet, you can move it around...
Quote #9168
Have no fear of perfection — you will never reach it.
Quote #22983
These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball...
Quote #1584
We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us...
Quote #9393
The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.
Quote #26117
Don’t believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them. All...
Quote #13259
The health of the eye seems to demand a horizon. We are never tired,...
Quote #32766
The fantastic advances in the field of communication constitute a grave danger to the...
Quote #11271
Advice is least heeded when most needed.