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I would like to take you seriously but to do so would affront your...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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Speech was given to the ordinary sort of men, whereby to communicate their mind...
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Those who have free seats at a play hiss first.
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I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man,...
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For what is liberty but the unhampered translation of will into act?
Quote #31028
People that are really weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous...
Quote #10857
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you...
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Teenage boys, goaded by their surging hormones run in packs like the primal horde....