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It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy...
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The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be...
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A friend will know you better in the first minute they see you, than...
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She did not talk to people as if they were strange hard shells she...
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The key to immortality is first to live a life worth remembering.
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There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2.
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People vote their resentment, not their appreciation. The average man does not vote for...
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There must be such a thing as a child with average ability, but you...
Quote #1191
Nothing great was ever acheived without enthusiasm.