Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #13992
I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free.
Quote #27082
Solitude, though it may be silent as light, is like light, the mightiest of...
Quote #26431
There are only two kinds of scholars those who love ideas and those who...
Quote #810
Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it.
Quote #22531
I want you to stonewall it. (To staff on news of break-in at Watergate)
Quote #12010
Evil is relative?You can?t hang a sign on it. You can?t touch it or...
Quote #3671
Half this game is 90% mental.
Quote #30970
You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running...
Quote #9727
What dreadful weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance.