Quote #28525
I must say the biggest lesson you can learn in life, or teach your...
Quote #11022
Love yourself first and everything else falls into line.
Quote #31271
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #347
He had a big head and a face so ugly it became almost fascinating.
Quote #29857
Reality is but a poor excuse for not having an imagination.
Quote #3434
Friends applaud, the comedy is over.
Quote #32701
I write music with an exclamation point
Quote #18340
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not...
Quote #32440
Total self-esteem requires total and unconditional acceptance of yourself. You are a unique and...
Quote #14498
I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.