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Preach the gospel at all times — If necessary, use words.
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Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
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Ambition is but avarice on stilts and masked.
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MTV is the lava lamp of the 1980′s.
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Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
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No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are...
Quote #27171
I write entirely to find out what I’m thinking, what I’m looking at, what...
Quote #27384
You have a wonderful child. Then, when he’s 13, gremlins carry him away and...
Quote #5622
The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...