Quote #32505
Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you...
Quote #22979
Satire is focused bitterness.
Quote #20411
The ways by which you may get money almost without exception lead downward. –...
Quote #22533
As this long and difficult war ends, I would like to address a few...
Quote #25759
You need more fact in the dangerous art of giving presents than in any...
Quote #15697
Ludwig von Beethoven had never mastered the elements of arithmetic beyond addition and subtraction....
Quote #25878
Nobody speaks the truth when there’s something they must have.
Quote #24376
Neo I know you’re out there. I can feel you now. I know that...
Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #33097
I define joy as a sustained sense of well-being and internal peace – a...