Quote #23264
A hen is only an egg’s way of making another egg.
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Daylight, in my mind, the night faded.
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Deem not life a thing of consequence. For look at the yawning void of...
Quote #19179
Earth is 98 full. Please delete anyone you can.
Quote #2852
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
Quote #27198
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age — as your...
Quote #20366
The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.
Quote #27503
The most disturbing and wasteful emotions in modern life, next to fright, are those...
Quote #32099
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always...
Quote #16446
Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He...