Quote #10027
Fill your mind with the meaningless stimuli of a world preoccupied with meaningless things,...
Quote #32468
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
Quote #4585
It is only the ignorant who despise education.
Quote #28099
As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices take it, or leave...
Quote #34081
Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time it is regret...
Quote #21331
It is better to be high-spirited even though one makes more mistakes, than to...
Quote #30908
Rejoice not at thine enemy’s fall – but don’t rush to pick him up...
Quote #3631
What can I wish to the youth of my country who devote themselves to...
Quote #31524
…nobody has the right to manipulate anybody or to impress anybody with his stronger...
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...