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Man is quite insane. He wouldn’t know how to create a maggot, and he...
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
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Cherish that which is within you, and shut off that which is without.
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If all men knew what each said of the other, there would not be...
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A raise is like a martini it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily.
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Television is the first truly democratic culture – the first culture available to everybody...
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Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something...
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The measure of a man is what he does with power.
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At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed...
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The sage said, ‘The best thing is not to hate anyone, only to love.’...