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Wit is the lowest form of humor.
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Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than...
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The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
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Maturity is the ability to do a job whether or not you are supervised,...
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If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.
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All dope can do for you is kill you the long hard way. And...
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Innately, children seem to have little true realistic anxiety. They will run along the...
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Barbossa For too long I’ve been parched of thirst and unable to quench it....
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The history of the human race, viewed as a whole may be regarded as...
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Opinions are the cheapest commodities in the world.