Quote #6620
May your home always be too small to hold all of your friends.
Quote #29763
Resolve to edge in a little reading every day, if it is but a...
Quote #14358
We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
Quote #29990
Love cures people — both the ones who give it and the ones who...
Quote #28539
Fill your mouth with marbles and make a speech. Every day reduce the number...
Quote #3048
Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened...
Quote #8333
Goodbye cruel world.
Quote #16224
As the flectcher whittles and makes straight his arrows, so the master directs his...
Quote #33232
My final warning to you is always pay for your own drinks. All the...
Quote #2471
Good taste is the worst vice ever invented.