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The truth, of course, is that a billion falsehoods told a billion times by...
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Wait until it is night before saying that is has been a fine day.
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At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and...
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The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
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Watch your thoughts they become words. Watch your words they become actions. Watch your...
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You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell...
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A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
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He not only overflowed with learning, he stood in the slop.
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I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Quote #2969
Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people.