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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out,...
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The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children...
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To cease smoking is the easiset thing I ever did. I ought to know,...
Quote #26707
Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything.
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Your first appearance, he said to me, is the gauge by which you will...
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There are risks and costs to a program of action. But they are far...
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If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I’d spend six sharpening...
Quote #32989
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
Quote #29936
Your friends praise your abilities to the skies, submit to you in argument, and...