Quote #11938
People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed;...
Quote #6086
He wrapped himself in quotations- as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple...
Quote #33312
What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
Quote #20027
Keeping score of old scores and scars, getting even and one-upping, always makes you...
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #891
To stand up — or be setup?
Quote #29908
Money is a poor man’s credit card.
Quote #31124
Part of the power of Emerson’s individualism is his insistence, at crucial moments, that...
Quote #18019
There is no more miserable human being than one in whom nothing is habitual...
Quote #20639
Grow old along with me The best is yet to be, The last of...