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If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with...
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He’s a real loser. He moved into a new neighborhood and got run over...
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He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.
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If American men are obsessed with money, American women are obsessed with weight. The...
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A life of pleasure makes even the strongest mind frivolous at last.
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Any excuse will serve a tyrant.
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Knowledge is power, if you know it about the right person.
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Every instance of heartbreak can teach us powerful lessons about creating the kind of...
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. . . I consider looseness with words no less of a defect than...
Quote #9011
My wish is to ride the tempest, tame the waves, kill the sharks. I...