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Certain brief sentences are peerless in their ability to give one the feeling that...
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I used to dread getting older because I thought I would not be able...
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Books are hindrances to persisting stupidity.
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce....
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I bid him look into the lives of men as though into a mirror,...
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Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
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On marriage Look for a sweet person. Forget rich.
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Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to...
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The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence.