Quote #2179
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you find it.
Quote #14055
The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength,...
Quote #18869
Science is one thing, wisdom is another. Science is an edged tool, with which...
Quote #30608
Almsgiving tends to perpetuate poverty aid does away with it once and for all....
Quote #23552
The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his...
Quote #1299
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Quote #3341
A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly...
Quote #19193
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Quote #8192
Never trust the artist. Trust the tale.
Quote #29266
Sutton lost 13 games in a row without winning a ballgame.