Quote #34649
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
Quote #6327
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Quote #25751
No, no, you’re not thinking, you’re just being logical.
Quote #14730
The faith that stand on authority is not faith.
Quote #31676
An attempt is already underway to revise history-to leave the impression that the former...
Quote #34893
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
Quote #5537
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is wasted.
Quote #18587
It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me, but...
Quote #33985
I dream, therefore I become.
Quote #26385
It’s a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn’t want to hear.