Quote #24478
You may as well expect pears from an elm.
Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #6163
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a- bitch.
Quote #5549
Have the wild things no moral or legal rights? What right has man to...
Quote #17440
Just trust yourself, then you will know how to live.
Quote #25989
Presidents don’t do it to their wives. They do it to their country.
Quote #20541
I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he...
Quote #26436
When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it cannot...
Quote #5346
The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.
Quote #16422
All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it....