Quote #18419
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #33228
What’s meant to be will always find a way.
Quote #23690
I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life...
Quote #2992
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
Quote #27574
That man has missed something who has never left a brothel at sunrise feeling...
Quote #9788
Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent.
Quote #29362
Nothing is hopeless, we must hope for everything.
Quote #2465
The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the...
Quote #3038
It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution.
Quote #11364
Beware the flatterer: he feeds you with an empty spoon.