Quote #526
The world wants to be cheated. So cheat.
Quote #14573
You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
Quote #13355
Advertising is tax deductible, so we all pay for the privilege of being manipulated...
Quote #436
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.
Quote #29862
Worry affects the circulation, the heart, the glands, the whole nervous system. I have...
Quote #7669
Rest assured that there is nothing which wounds the heart of a noble man...
Quote #8097
When men speak ill of thee, live so as nobody may believe them.
Quote #27831
I never make the mistake of arguing with people for whose opinions I have...
Quote #28209
You know what would be the most terrifying thing that could ever happen to...
Quote #22974
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.