Quote #9048
Blessed is the man that endureth temptation: for when he is tried, he shall...
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I’m 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if...
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The mind can assert anything and pretend it has proved it. My beliefs I...
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #12738
Give away all you like, but keep your bills and your temper.
Quote #2905
It is twice as hard to crush a half-truth as a whole lie.
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Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly for...
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The cure for writer’s cramp is writer’s block.
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When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When...
Quote #12093
Always win; but if you must lose, make the person in front of you...