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Quit now, you’ll never make it. If you disregard this advice, you’ll be halfway...
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One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out...
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Death is a friend of ours and he that is not ready to entertain...
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Actual aristocracy cannot be abolished by any law all the law can do is...
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The world tolerates conceit from those who are successful, but not from anybody else.
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Every man thinks God is on his side. The rich and powerful know He...
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A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.
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Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
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Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for...
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Nothing is so bitter that a calm mind cannot find comfort in it.