Quote #1229
If it bleeds, you can kill it
Quote #2314
Reading musses up my mind.
Quote #11062
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Quote #24427
I sometimes think that the saving grace of America lies in the fact that...
Quote #16453
Puritanism The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Quote #19349
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf...
Quote #33586
I’m just a person trapped inside a woman’s body.
Quote #3002
I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble...
Quote #20158
I cannot say whether things will get better if we change what I can...
Quote #10806
Money is not required to buy one necessity of the soul.