Quote #34505
Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
Quote #20988
Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast.
Quote #31173
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen...
Quote #12443
Blessed are the forgetful for they get the better even of their blunders.
Quote #9912
The law is not so much carved in stone as it is written in...
Quote #18654
When the fox preaches, look to the geese.
Quote #23032
We do not know the true value of our moments until they have undergone...
Quote #8935
Three failures denote uncommon strength. A weakling has not enough grit to fail thrice.
Quote #1839
There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist- the taxidermist leaves...
Quote #6367
He who is not very strong in memory should not meddle with lying.