Quote #31158
Man spends his life in reasoning on the past, in complaining of the present,...
Quote #28696
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
Quote #8323
Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned.
Quote #19620
It isn’t what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or...
Quote #5016
You can change an outfit, you can outfit change, or both.
Quote #14574
USA Today has come out with a new survey – apparently, three out of...
Quote #3820
Before a war military science seems a real science, like astronomy; but after a...
Quote #28224
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #6928
Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man.
Quote #27730
Religion is not what you will get after reading all the scriptures of the...