Quote #31271
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #32291
It is easy to bring others down to your level, Instead of bringing yourself...
Quote #7928
Every man has three characters: that which he exhibits, that which he has, and...
Quote #17753
If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
Quote #11563
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to...
Quote #459
Daughters go into analysis hating their fathers and come out hating their mothers. They...
Quote #29522
In university they don’t tell you that the greater part of the law is...
Quote #17303
Surely, to think your own the only wisdom, and yours the only word, the...
Quote #5694
All that is human must retrograde if it does not advance.
Quote #20082
He is rich who owes nothing.