Quote #27230
You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55.
Quote #952
Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
Quote #26062
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
Quote #8217
Such is the common process of marriage. A youth and maiden exchange meeting by...
Quote #4575
Treat your friend as if he might become an enemy.
Quote #33579
I have opinions of my own — strong opinions — but I don’t always...
Quote #25499
I never said most of the things I said.
Quote #14680
Age withers only the outside.
Quote #25715
Whenever it is in any way possible, every boy and girl should choose as...
Quote #30042
Pointing out the comic elements of a situation can bring a sense of proportion...