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You can be young without money but you can’t be old without it.
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What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew...
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Ants are so much like human beings as to be an embarrassment. They farm...
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Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
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Banning gun shows to reduce violent crime will work about as well as banning...
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When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line...
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The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a...
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We’re drowning in information and starving for knowledge.
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Maybe the gift of any great person is the power to converse with our...
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Take away the right to say “fuck” and you take away the right to...