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America, why are your libraries full of tears?
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One boy is more trouble that a dozen girls.
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From timber so crooked as that from which man is carved, nothing entirely straight...
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Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
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If you see yourself as prosperous, you will be. If you see yourself as...
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The older I get, the more I feel almost beautiful…
Quote #24333
Trust one who has gone through it.
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Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction for fiction is the creation of the...
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God save me from my friends. I can protect myself from my enemies.
Quote #18518
I have known a vast quantity of nonsense talked about bad men not looking...