Quote #3388
Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish...
Quote #14865
To impress others we must be earnest; to amuse them, it is only necessary...
Quote #20019
Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.
Quote #20630
You can do what you think you can do and you cannot do what...
Quote #12990
Hope is the nurse of misery.
Quote #1897
Wife: a former sweetheart.
Quote #18575
If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even...
Quote #25735
I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
Quote #1937
People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.
Quote #27564
We might do well to contain our elation at seeing the light at the...