Quote #18682
Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for...
Quote #14293
In all life one should comfort the afflicted, but verily, also, one should afflict...
Quote #4982
The game is up.
Quote #22431
A man too busy to take care of his health is like a mechanic...
Quote #288
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
Quote #5400
The secret of happiness is to make others believe they are the cause of...
Quote #23622
Begin at once to live, and count each separate day as a separate life.
Quote #26301
Automatic simply means that you can’t repair it yourself.
Quote #16799
Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the...
Quote #17476
Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without.