Quote #23779
To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
Quote #33680
It is wise to apply the oil of refined politeness to the mechanisms of...
Quote #16798
There are no secrets better kept than the secrets that everybody guesses.
Quote #3816
I have a cat named Trash. In the current political climate it would seem...
Quote #28407
Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn’t designed to catch mice at all,...
Quote #7785
Thou shalt be both the plaintiff and the judge of thine own cause.
Quote #27447
I used to think that the Civil War was our country’s greatest tragedy, but...
Quote #13392
Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction.
Quote #9472
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a...
Quote #32076
I have a habit of comparing the phraseology of communiqus, one with another across...