Quote #1328
Promises that you make to yourself are often like the Japanese plum tree –...
Quote #33490
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
Quote #495
The prostitute is the only honest woman left in America.
Quote #25759
You need more fact in the dangerous art of giving presents than in any...
Quote #34767
The vow of silence, that’s the mind-blower. See, talking is what I do… i...
Quote #31681
Eccentricity is not, as dull people would have us believe, a form of madness....
Quote #27839
A friend is someone, who upon seeing another friend in immense pain, would rather...
Quote #28688
Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color.
Quote #32102
The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are...
Quote #15741
Prejudice is the reasoning of fools.