Quote #2511
Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
Quote #6416
As pity moved into that hole inside her, she discovered how distant pity was...
Quote #28238
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...
Quote #8325
Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
Quote #21777
Bed is the poor man’s opera.
Quote #30864
All things good to know are difficult to learn.
Quote #6271
Underpromise; overdeliver.
Quote #22670
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed...
Quote #33859
Cheese – milk’s leap toward immortality.
Quote #21840
Don’t let us make imaginary evils, when you know we have so many real...